i dont know what just happened but im glad this guy just found his happy place
me and cornflakes
i want what he’s on
Done by Mike Attack
New York, NY
Well, it seems Warner Bros. and DC Comics have decided to shift from relative silence to some serious movie-making, if the buzz surrounding Batman vs. Superman and the Man of Steel Blu-ray release are any indication. And with the…
THIS IS MY FAVORITE BC THERES DEER IN THE DISTANCE LIKE AYE FUCK MAN SOMETHIN GOIN DOWN
whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything
He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.
All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am
oh my god.
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
I WANT ONE
yeah different as in a 33 year old woman trapped in a little girls body who lived in a mental institution and killed her whole old family and killed a nun and tried to seduce her adoptive father and then when he rejects her she kills him yah thats pretty different
oh jeepers that’s an understatement ya little crap
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
It would be cheaper to fly to Spain, get a hip replacement, live there for two years, get a second hip replacement, and fly home than it would be to get one hip replaced in the United States.
"hey what’s the date?"
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
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REAL NIGGA BARDOCK, LITERALLY THE CITY OF DETROIT EMBODIED IN A DBZ CHARACTE
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